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The Best Remedy

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 31, 2008, 7:53 PM
I think it's safe to say that self-inflicted punch in the face usually helps... even if you can't remember why you did it in the first place. Man did I save that from being an awkward situation or what?

  • Mood: Bemused
  • Listening to: Jesper Kyd
  • Reading: The number card the elves are holding up
  • Watching: The Elf circus go by
  • Playing: With the Elf queen
  • Eating: ..... The Elf queen! HA! sorry, I had to
  • Drinking: Elf queen fluids. It's like a D&D porn set.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Inverness baby
  • Interests: vague sexual references and dictionary citations.
  • Favourite movie: That one where they take drugs... with the guy that has the shirt... you know?
  • Favourite band or musician: I like musician.
  • Favourite genre of music: I like genre.
  • Favourite artist: I hate magicians.
  • Favourite poet or writer: H.P. Lovecraft... he's one upbeat fellow.
  • Favourite photographer: The Spruce Luce!
  • Favourite style or digital art: Draweringz
  • Operating System: Ummm... computer?
  • Shell of choice: Shell?
  • Wallpaper of choice: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH...
  • Skin of choice: I like cold skin.
  • Favourite game: The one with the gun... Game of chance... ends with blood. You know?
  • Personal Quote: I love my left eye. It can see better in the dark than my right eye.
  • Tools of the Trade: Penz. Pencilz. Paintz. Computerz. Brainz. My Brainz.

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~Svorga:iconSvorga: May 10, 2008, 2:18:23 PM
okay, Nyarlathotep is ready. [link] anything/anyone else I can do for you? X3

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~tomthelemming:icontomthelemming: May 8, 2008, 12:48:33 AM
squad cannon... is that the machine gun/rocket launcher that rico uses, or is that the grenade launcher with the revolving clip? i dont remember the terminology, i just remember how bad ass all the weapons looked like, whoever drew up the designs for that game is a genius.

banjo kazooie did have some acid trip esque undertones... i tell ya what i wanna see in BK3 is some realism, like when banjo swipes som minion with his paws, i wanna see blood spray out, and the victem screaming for his life. i want mumbo jumbo to summon laviathins from the depths of hell to help banjo and his bird friend burn hi adversaries alive. i wand banjo to break his neck and ragdoll after ground pounding from 30 feet up in the air! i wanna see the scars on kazooie's back when she hops out after her skin has grafted to the back back for having been there so long, i wanna see bottles the mole rape the shit out of... well you get the point.

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XO Tom
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: May 6, 2008, 4:22:56 AM
What on Earth am I talking about in this comment? I apologise. When I drink, nothing can make my voice and it's bullshit go away. Nothing.
~tomthelemming:icontomthelemming: May 6, 2008, 12:01:31 AM
i dunno man, i just dig games that are well thought out. take killzone, a beutiful blood-bath of a game, not as big as other first person shooters, but the strategy involved, and the fucking brilliant art design makes up for the inability to jump, and the lack luster multiplayer maps. but on the other hand, i'm planning on buying a 360, because apparently rare is making a banjo-kazooie 3, and it's gonna be an x box exclusive. now it may not have blood, sex, and drugs, (these are a few of my favorite things) but the banjo-kazooie games in my opinion are the best fucking platform games to date.

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XO Tom
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: May 5, 2008, 8:25:49 PM
Dude! Peoples must disconcert with your atypical view on GTA4. It is quite the bitch. Violence seems to be an unquenchable thirst. 'Shit is and shit does mate'.

The ending sounds like the most bitching thing ever! Keep the ball in play.
~tomthelemming:icontomthelemming: May 5, 2008, 6:59:34 PM
yea, im not sure i get the whole dwarf thing... i've never been in a largly dwarf inhabbited environment. so i guess i dont relate.

i've never been a fan of the GTA franchise. i feel like it tries too hard. and the graphics (sans GTA4) have always been shit. i feel like they just capitalize on humanities innate craving for violence and drugs, and less on game play. although i do like the fact that the main charicter is a russian immigrant, it makes the franchise a bit less stereotypical.

yea man. keep an eye out for my auto-biography. it'll be called "The Man That They Called 'The Shit,' by Tom Reisenbichler" Spoiler alert! i die in the end, probobly due to a piranna related injury.

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XO Tom
~SimpleInterlude:iconSimpleInterlude: Apr 24, 2008, 4:16:30 PM
haha yeah who knows how far that would go!

Yeah I've seen it, haha its damn funny also I can see why people love it so much... Also I dunno what your talking about! I rule the guitar hero land! Or atleast a corner of it :)

I'm on my iPod yay! I love this thing. Xxx

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~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Apr 24, 2008, 9:29:35 AM
Heh, that would be surprisies. Maybe she will become bad at English or egotistical "LoL".

You aren't as good at guitar hero as you would like to think! I know your faults! You seen that South Park episode about guitar hero? It's hilare, remind me sometime an if your interested I can link you. :D
~SimpleInterlude:iconSimpleInterlude: Apr 19, 2008, 10:38:41 AM
Haha I think you might. Who knows what will happen next..... Blonde hair maybe?

Quite crazy stuff.

Im awesome :D

Guitar Hero instead of working today, Amazing!

Got my assed kicked by a 10 year old tho... Oh welll.

Howz ya self?

Xxx

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~tomthelemming:icontomthelemming: Apr 8, 2008, 3:11:04 PM
alright deal. welcome to the order. you are now official grand master shark fucker. i will be holding the position high bishop frog boinker.

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XO Tom
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Apr 4, 2008, 2:45:29 AM
No problem. Thor is a magnificent bastard 'swell.
~tomthelemming:icontomthelemming: Apr 3, 2008, 8:24:33 PM
im starting a religion, called the church of dagon where we indirectly worship azathoth through the doctrine of cthulhu, and we encourage fornication with the fish-like race known as the deep ones. it's no crazier than scientology, and that has seemed to thrive. you in?

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XO Tom
~SFWGoblin:iconSFWGoblin: Apr 3, 2008, 12:20:54 PM
What can I say, I like Thor. And thanks for the huge batch of comments.
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Apr 3, 2008, 4:47:37 AM
I didn't say I hated on dems. I onlyz found fear in dems blue ones. In a Lovecraft kinda way actually... damn those Innsmouth folk and their amphibious fetishes. What's wrong with being scared of Musdkips I ask you!? I'm sure, given a chance, it would bump you off and steal your wallet and any drugs you have! Its happened before...
~tomthelemming:icontomthelemming: Apr 3, 2008, 12:16:49 AM
dude, why u gotta hate on mudscips? just because u cant live on both land and sea dosnt mean that you can go around bastardizing this noble breed of fish. you're a racist. and not like a cool, lovecraft kind of racist, but like a my uncle bubba kind of racist. the fish will rise again one day!

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XO Tom
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Apr 2, 2008, 5:23:02 PM
Thanks a lot man, the same can be said. And thanks for favin Thor. :)
~SFWGoblin:iconSFWGoblin: Apr 1, 2008, 5:36:59 PM
Damn, there is some awesome stuff in your gallery.
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Mar 28, 2008, 7:21:31 PM
Hah, nae bother. Tis an awesome picture. :)
*salshep:iconsalshep: Mar 25, 2008, 5:09:26 AM
Thankyou so much for the fave on :eye: Cthulhu Cthucks :eye:


And lol, your ID.

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~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Mar 19, 2008, 7:36:50 AM
Hello! I have not been online for ages. :S Whatsup?
~mikinz89:iconmikinz89: Mar 17, 2008, 4:07:43 AM
uuuuuuheeè!!!MrGegner!! hello!:giggle:

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saper esprimere ciò che si prova attraverso un semplice pezzo di carta è un dono... artisti! siatene orgogliosi!!!perchè quello che sapete fare è "L'INFINITO"!!!
~mikinz89:iconmikinz89: Mar 15, 2008, 6:45:23 AM
Sure I know!:giggle:

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saper esprimere ciò che si prova attraverso un semplice pezzo di carta è un dono... artisti! siatene orgogliosi!!!perchè quello che sapete fare è "L'INFINITO"!!!
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Mar 14, 2008, 7:42:08 PM
Drawings? They're all mine! I promise. :) I do not steal! How dare you!? =P You know I joke.
~mikinz89:iconmikinz89: Mar 14, 2008, 1:54:36 AM
Is correct, I was referring to photo.Ma those drawings are not all yours?

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saper esprimere ciò che si prova attraverso un semplice pezzo di carta è un dono... artisti! siatene orgogliosi!!!perchè quello che sapete fare è "L'INFINITO"!!!
~MrGegner:iconMrGegner: Mar 13, 2008, 5:50:36 PM
you mean the picture up there? ^ ^ Aye, that is me. :D No problem for the favorites my friend. :thumbsup: